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Admitting, however, that you may be romantically challenged (which you've done by clicking this link) is the first step toward Romance-Guru-dom. We will help you without judgement! And it isn't difficult. It just takes a little time invested in thinking about her.
First, before you do anything else, send her a nice online card. Then use your the back button on your browser to return to this page.
If you haven't sent the card yet, you shouldn't be reading this. If you're mumbling something about not knowing her e-mail address, then click here to send her a snail-mail card. or click here to make your own card. Once you've addressed the card to her and vowed to give it to her, than come back here.
Now that you've taken the first step, you are on your way! You should now get out a piece of paper and pen or open up a word processing document on your computer. Spend the next 5 minutes (set the timer on your microwave)writing down everything you can think of that you think she might like from you, whether it's making her dinner or changing your underwear or buying her flowers or candy or books or lingerie or rubbing her shoulders. Judge nothing that you write. Think only of her and write down everything you think she might like regardless of how much you would hate it or how stupid you think it might be. Just write.